

If I didn’t already know Phoebe’s story line, I would assume that “I’m just going down to the vault” would be the last words uttered by her character. Phoebe steps into the Google machine which, to be fair, is where many of us turn when we can’t make sense of things.

There’s not a random staple, granola bar or dried out container of correction fluid in sight. I have such admiration for Phoebe’s desk drawers a rubber band ball, a sheet of paper, and a journal. A baby witch is born! And look at that sweet little, magical, nugget. That’s exactly what Marthe said to Ysabeau when she was looking for the final note from Philippe. “I thought you might like this,” accompanied by a glass of wine is the love language of Sept-Tours. “Higher magic is drawing you in.” “I’m putting this in a safe place away from you.” “You can’t quit.” These are all the conversations I have with myself regarding Girl Scout cookies. Shit, we’re doing this again? Emily, I love watching you work your way through your spells but I know how this ends and can we maybe just stop already? Note: I have never given birth and I have no idea what happens in the early stages of labor but I assume that everything hurts a lot. I’ll just go back upstairs and ignore this searing pain in my abdomen. She’s not due for weeks.” Oh, well then, you’re probably right. I love that Nat’s reaction to the “baby is coming” is “She can’t be. “I’m Grand Master of the Knights.” Of all the things a prospective boyfriend could be Grand Master of, “the Knights” is the best possible outcome. What have you got?” I can’t get Ashley’s Monopoly money reference from Episode 4 out of my head. “He failed to follow orders” combined with an eyebrow raise.

“You’ve been avoiding me.” My mom whenever I don’t text her back in less than two minutes. Why do I feel so fat? Remember the Thin Mints? Why is my hair weird? You stopped styling it nine months ago. Why does nothing fit right? Because you ate too many Thin Mints. How do I do this? You pull the shirt over your head. This is me getting dressed to go to the office post-pandemic. How about I tell you the story and you edit it your own damn self? Both preparing the highlights and editing them seems like an awful lot of trouble if I’m the one doing the busy work. I mean, usually, the dialogue is all in my head but I feel this deeply. These negotiations between eating and putting down the book are real. “I’ve been trying to understand it, but it’s resisting me,” is the title of my forthcoming book on parenting. I know it’s a magical text but this is also exactly what it looks like to read in the spring when my allergies are at their worst. Without further ado, here’s our A Discovery of Witches Season 2 Episode 7 recap…. We hope that these recaps will be worth a few giggles for A Discovery of Witches fans and that they might even make you think twice about what you’ve just watched. There’s no right or wrong way to do this, just do it. You can read it while you re-watch the episode (because you know you’re going to re-watch it) or just read it. Each week, Ashley and Nikki will publish an episode recap for the long-awaited second season of A Discovery of Witches. We enjoy these conversations so much that we decided to share them with you. Sometimes we keep those responses to ourselves and, sometimes, we text them to each other as we watch the same show at the same time 700 miles apart. This week? A Discovery of Witches Season 2 Episode 8 recap.ĭo you ever find yourself yelling at the screen in front of you or mumbling cheeky responses to the characters while watching a show? We do. Relive each delicious moment of A Discovery of Witches with our weekly recap.
